Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Ruby Sanctum

There are a few things you need to do before entering Ruby Sanctum.

1.) Make sure you have food/water or a mage for both.
2.) Have flasks at the ready, a stack of at least 5 should do.
3.) Make sure you repair.
4.) Find out if someone on the raid has Jeeves/some other way to repair, preferrably at least 2 people.
5.) Go out to the local sex store and buy generous amounts of KY.
6.) Lube yourself < 5 mins before raid time
7.) Stick your entire computer up your ass. It'll feel better. (this applies to PC's as well)

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

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