Bah I'm distrac.... ohhh Shiney!

I've been distracted lately and not posting regularly.

I have an excuse, not only has my guild suffered a major /gamequit loss, but we have a cruise coming up in less than a week.

One week from today I'll be.... hrmm drunk off my ass on a big ass boat headed to the Bahamas.

Our Guild Mistress quit pretty unexpectedly (though looking back now I see she was cutting her raid time down) and handed the reins to her husband. Since he used to be the guild leader before she was, there was no issue with the change except the loss of an exceptional healer, and the only other reliable healing lead.

*FUCK*

Now I'm the sole healing lead for the guild and I have to get someone trained up *FAST*. Luckily I have at least one person interested in the role. If healing chat has become a little more... less detailed for the first 5 or so bosses, well it's because we should all know this fight by now right?

Heh wrong-o mighty Paladin... your first Night 1 run after her quit, what did you get? Three new healers!!!! Some of them being ALTS at that!

(You can see my thoughts on us allowing Alts in a previous post.. I was told "NO ALTS" therefore you should be told the same thing you twat-waffle.) <-- I figured it'd be tacky to steal Cock Garage from Amber.

So I get to be stuck on all night 1's from here on out with next to no reward until I get another healing lead trained up... oh fucking joy.

Ruby Sanctum

There are a few things you need to do before entering Ruby Sanctum.

1.) Make sure you have food/water or a mage for both.
2.) Have flasks at the ready, a stack of at least 5 should do.
3.) Make sure you repair.
4.) Find out if someone on the raid has Jeeves/some other way to repair, preferrably at least 2 people.
5.) Go out to the local sex store and buy generous amounts of KY.
6.) Lube yourself < 5 mins before raid time
7.) Stick your entire computer up your ass. It'll feel better. (this applies to PC's as well)

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

Job status

Just don't ask... still out of a job, and getting closer to financially more fuckered every day.

Oh and the prepaid vacation starting in < 4 weeks that I've told every interview about has had nothing to do with it I'm sure....

Guild rant

We have had one of those DPS "AFK a few" moments that turned into at least 20 mins... while he proceeded to buy gems in dalaran for the piece that he had just won on the previous boss.... (huntard). It made me want to cry, but I held my breath and slogged along like everyone else when he finally finished... albeit a few more LIVID TELLS to guild leadership later.

Then we institute a "no alts" rule for ICC. Seemingly at the same exact time that I'm "done" with my holy Paladin in ICC.

-Aside- I would never *dream* of using my guild to level my alts in the place of using my main for "progression" runs.. but night 1 shit... (IE up to Saurfang... maybe one boss more) I do not see me taking my alt for a change of pace as an issue. Loot -in my guild- is distributed to mains first anyways, so it's not like I'm taking loot that would go to someone who's been doing ICC consistently for months.

Ok- I have no issue with it. My Shadow Priest found another guild and I'm struggling to fit in (typical), until this week when a known IDIOT warlock decides that it's OK to take his alt mage to ICC.

Now I realize that we have a large guild. We're consistently flirting with the 500 cap Blizz imposed if you want the IG UI to work... So I in no way blame my raid/guild leadership for what could honestly be a one-time fuckup.

But this douchebag brought an alt, when I was basically told that if I wanted to raid on my alt, I had to do it elsewhere???? To make it worse I KNOW FOR A FACT... that he was on the raid where we were ALL TOLD... NO MOTHERFUCKING ALTS......

Huge fucking slap in the face. I seriously considered quitting the raid, and logging for the night. I in fact considered hiatus... again.

I'm sick of this. My guild leadership likes me alot... yeah I'm not an officer, but I think I'm starting to understand why.... I'm a hothead at times... those times being typically when I have alcohol in my system, or when I'm extrodinarily pissed off, like that night (last Thursday night).

I'm bound to say something disagreeable I'm sure, so I haven't been awarded the coveted "officer" status, even though I've had it in 7th in ANY FUCKING GAME PAST EQ1...

Erm... tangent.. yeah.

Mrs. Guild Mistress has told me that I'm irreplaceable.... yet with our raid makeup lately being 3 HOLY Paladins on night 1, with the other two out healing me (don't get me into meter numbers and thuroughness right now... I know numbers aren't all), and me being done with loot...... I'm tempted to make her prove it by taking another break.

-------On the plus side I did get a direct apology from the raid leader (said guildmistress's hubby) about the fact that someone was allowed to take his alt. Not something you get everyday. Still upsetting that loot can get awarded to an alt, and we have that alt come ONE TIME, they do less DPS than a healer in some 5 mans on their main, and the people that work the hardest for EVERYTYHING.... STILL GET SCREWED.